He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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