Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize