Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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