Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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