i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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