If that was your dad, he is hot
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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