if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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