I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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