Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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