that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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