i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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