do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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