YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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