The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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