i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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