I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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