I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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