I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sorry about my life...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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