I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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