What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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