I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize