Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm like, not good at living.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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