STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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