4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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