This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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