question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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