Non-Jews are for practice
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
