No subtext here. People are naked.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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