The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I believe in your delicious
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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