remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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