We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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