just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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