school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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