Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
id be glad to
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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