I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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