Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just found puke in my bra..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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