Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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