i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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