Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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