Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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