I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
