please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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