he puts the penis in happiness.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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