Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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