this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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