Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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