There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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