I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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