you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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