I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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