Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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