please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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